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Things that drive men CRAZY!!!
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These are some things that I have found that drive men crazy....
1. Go op-shop-shopping and buy the uggliest, pinkest and tightest thing you can find. You'd be surprised how well it works.
2. Men LOVE "creative" stockings and make-up. eg. Red stockings with a pink dress, yellow with green dots stockings with purple boots. It's also a good idea to either cut holes in them or get them with a tacky pattern.
3. The more make-up, the better. Shave off your real eyebrows and draw them on with a pencil. Make sure you draw them up on you forhead, this gives you more room for eyeshadow. Use 4 different shades of eyeshadow on each eye. I like orange, pink, green and blue, maybe even a bit of white. Make sure that lipstick is all over your teeth and face, this is extra sexy and should only be used if you're ready to deal with the passion. A good, sock-smelling purfume is also a good accesory.
4. To have sexy hair that is easy to do, just hire a lawn mower and bleach your hair but leave the top 5cm black. Don't brush your hair in the morning, this gives you a wind-rustled look and it drives the 45year old men WILD!!
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